My "office" (a blue cube) sits directly eye-level across from the Daley Center Plaza Picasso. I was treated to the sculpture wearing a Bears baseball hat this morning. I am a huge Bears fan, so I'm a little miffed that they used a baseball hat and not a helmet. Newsflash Mayor Daley the Dufus: THE BEARS PLAY FOOTBALL!!!
btw, if anyone has an extra $12-17K they'd like to use to buy me a couple Superbowl tickets, I wouldn't say no!!! :) Da Bears!!!
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Cubicle cop huh...somehow i thought you patrol around groping the suspects.
i can't tell who is a bigger perv, the Punk or me
With that, the battle of the pervs begins...
NYP-I used to patrol until I had my first baby. Then I had some weirdo thing where my pubic bone would separate every time I walked. It took me six months of physical therapy to not walk like I just got off a horse. And yes, I am doing it (having a baby) again for some God unknown reason! That's why I've gone crazy...I miss the streets! And I never groped...I conducted a methodical search for weapons in deference to officer safety! You haven't lived until you've pulled a crack pipe out of a whore's ass. Really, it's great fun.
As far as who's the bigger perv...it's me!
GC - You have balls...or high tolerance for pain.
Are your hot sisters cops too? Just asking.
Nope, just me. They're in retail.
Got tickets?
Nope. You got any you'd like to donate to my cause?
You want to see "Interceptosaurus Rex"? Did you know he is the worst QB to play in super bowl like ever.
http://sport.guardian.co.uk/americansports/story/0,,2004788,00.html
Before anyone says anything about my Bears, shut up, I don't want to hear it! I'm nothing if not loyal. Yeah, it sucks that they lost, but at least they made it there in the first place. Oh, well, we'll get 'em next year!!!
man, your QB was a total pussy. He kept slipping and stuff!
Slinky, I had to think about what topic you were talking about, before I realized you were talking about Rexy. You know you can't be putting "pussy" and "slipping" together without my mind wandering! What were we talking about? Oh, yeah. IT WAS POURING RAIN!!!
GC - According to your profile, this is you "straightened" right? Damn, wish I had seen crazy fucked up YOU.
NYP-Lol...trust me, no one could quite handle me fucked up, so I had to tone it down for public safety...now I'm a closet psycho that just walks around silently amused at life :)
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