- If you clear off one tiny patch of snow off your windshield then drive off with two feet of snow on top of your car which causes said snow to spill off onto the clean car behind you (me) on the highway, you're an asshole.
- If you make eye contact with a person (me) who is going through the same door as you, then do not hold the door for them when they are RIGHT behind you, you're an asshole.
- If you tell a pregnant woman (me) that "WOW, you're already huge", then you're an asshole.
- If you let some loser at your loser friend's wedding get away with grabbing your fiance's ass so you don't make a scene, you're an asshole.
- If you tell your wife (not me) you hope she loses all that weight she's gaining (due to pregnancy), you're an asshole.
I could go on and on, but I'll save some for later. So, go on, tell me your "...you're an asshole" stories. And yes, women can be assholes too.
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What about that drunk girl who kept on bumping into me and giggling in the bar while I was talking to a much cuter girl. She totally cock blocked me. Bitch.
I Hate when that happens!
• If I hold up traffic behind me to let you and your Hummer into traffic and you look me off without a wave? MAJOR asshole.
• If you abandon your shopping cart right in the middle of the main store aisle like Wilson leaving the raft, you’re an asshole
• (Part II) If I’m going down said main aisle and you come hauling ass out of an aisle without looking and nearly hit me, PLUS look at me like I’m at fault? You’re now even more of an asshole.
If you pick out the meat in the leftover sandwiches in the office kitchen, but leave the nasty bread behind, then you're an asshole.
where've ya been greenie?
Hello, hello. Sorry, I haven't been at work which is where I usually waste the day checking out blogs! I'm doing this from home now. Apparently the bones in my pelvis are dislocating again due to the second monster baby that's growing inside me. It's not really pleasant. So I've been a little busy trying to get my normal stuff done. I'll try to be better now that I've got my routine pretty much down. hope everyone's been doing well.
Sorry to hear that GC. Hope you get well soon.
hey, how are you doing trooper?
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