- If you clear off one tiny patch of snow off your windshield then drive off with two feet of snow on top of your car which causes said snow to spill off onto the clean car behind you (me) on the highway, you're an asshole.
- If you make eye contact with a person (me) who is going through the same door as you, then do not hold the door for them when they are RIGHT behind you, you're an asshole.
- If you tell a pregnant woman (me) that "WOW, you're already huge", then you're an asshole.
- If you let some loser at your loser friend's wedding get away with grabbing your fiance's ass so you don't make a scene, you're an asshole.
- If you tell your wife (not me) you hope she loses all that weight she's gaining (due to pregnancy), you're an asshole.
I could go on and on, but I'll save some for later. So, go on, tell me your "...you're an asshole" stories. And yes, women can be assholes too.
