Happy Thanksgiving!

nickname of the week...

This week's gang banger nickname of the week belongs to "Nutso". Real manly. Not "Psycho", "N-Sayne", or something cool. Just "Nutso". Now that's just crazy

cancer sticks

I hate smoke. I hate the smell. I hate the taste. I hate that I can't walk out for a breath of exhaust/polluted "fresh" air without weaving through the labyrinth of smokers clogging the sidewalk at lunch. I don't care if you smoke. But I don't want to smoke too. Unfortunately, those wisps of greyish tendrils smack me in the face all the fucking time. We should take all the smokers and put them in a jar, and let them choke to within an inch of their lives so they can feel what I feel every time I walk into a bar. Or, fuck, every day I go to lunch and have to hold my breath while I run across the street for my ceasar fucking salad!
Ok. I'm done.

Hey, anonymous!

Anon postings drive me crazy. At least make up a name for yourself. Do you not want people to know that you read my site? Someone might recognize you from a blog that I have commented on, so when they check out my sites, they'll know you were here? I allow anon postings, but come on. It's hard having a "conversation" when everyone's anon. How do I know which anon I'm talking to? So, for the record, I'd like everyone to come up with some name and stick to it so I can recognize who's posting. Or just stay anon. Whatever.

nickname of the week...

So all I do all day is deal with gang intelligence. Which includes the most moronic nicknames and made up aliases you could imagine. Don't get me started on the tattoos! If I were a gang banger, I'd kill anyone that called me "cheeseburger" or "baby-shy". If you're going to be a bad ass, you better have the name to match! Or be smart and don't label yourself "sniper" because you're probably going to be questioned first in the case of a shooting. As I'm sitting here paging through piles upon piles of data, I thought I'd share just the nicknames of some of the more memorable bangers. Since I don't work tomorrow, I'm starting Friday early. The nickname of this week is "PORKCHOP"...belonging to 5'5, 320 lbs male. How fitting.

Are we done with all the election hoopla now? Can we go on with our lives?